spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

raptorific:

Benedict Cumberbatch can play Khan, and in doing so make his dark skin white, his long hair short, and wear a plain black shirt and pants instead of the extravagant outfit he’s known for

Johnny Depp can play Tonto, while wearing red makeup to make his skin appear more tan, replace the character’s simple fringed shirt, pants, and belt with some clothes he apparently found in a middle school drama club’s basement, add some black-and-white facepaint for no reason, and throw a bird on top of his head

And when they do this, it’s “all about the best actor for the role”

But when Quvenzhané Wallis is cast as Little Orphan Annie, finding the best actor for the role takes a back seat to preserving the original character designs

Because when a white actor plays a character of color, they’re “the best actor for the role” regardless of how many liberties they take with the character designs, but when an actor of color plays a traditionally white character, it doesn’t matter whether or not they’re the best actor for the role, the question becomes “should they even be allowed to have the role? It’d just be to different from the version of the character we already know.”

I’ll tell you why that is: Because in Hollywood’s eyes, a person of color turning white is a step up, whereas a white person becoming a person of color is a step down. 

Because the people who make movies are, by and large, big old racists.

reapergrellsutcliff:

*whines and makes grabby hands*

(Source: cuteelvinaaliciouzzz)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

thesulfurandthesea:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(Source: icantseeitbutifeelit)

rodstewartshalloweendream:

kudaboo:

misterdiddums:

visual-poetry:

“texter” by tim holman

a little javascript experiment that lets you explore your creativity by drawing with words. try it out here

(via prostheticknowledge)

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THIS IS FUN

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child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
katzensprotte:

Let’s Draw Sherlock July: Colour Palette!
This palette was quite the challenge haha!
Harry and Sally have been on my mind for ages so this was the perfect opportunity to draw them ^w^
I also made a progress gif, because I made so many screenshots and well these are always fun!

katzensprotte:

Let’s Draw Sherlock July: Colour Palette!

This palette was quite the challenge haha!

Harry and Sally have been on my mind for ages so this was the perfect opportunity to draw them ^w^

I also made a progress gif, because I made so many screenshots and well these are always fun!

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit)

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: goblinnkingg)

sexaulity:

Happy Un-Easter from tumblruser sexaulity

(Source: sexaulity)

cuts-over-cunts:

love—or—lust:

☯ similar ☯

cuts-over-cunts:

love—or—lust:

☯ similar ☯

(Source: traced-veins)

frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(Source: studip)

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

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(Source: life-fleeting-and-not-eating)

it was

enchanting

to meet you

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