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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

i like him

keep him

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h4ilstorm:

Castle in the Snow

h4ilstorm:

Castle in the Snow

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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Steve Rogers is a BAMF

darthstitch:

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We all love writing Steve as an adorable, fluffy kitten, because, let’s face it, he actually is

That is, if you remember said adorable, fluffy kitten can deal some serious damage with teeth and claws if you piss it off.

(Poor Bucky must’ve gotten so many stress ulcers keeping an eye out on Bitty!Steve, because Bitty!Steve wasn’t a shining angel of sweetness and light.  Hell, fuck, no.  Bitty!Steve was five foot odd, ninety pounds Walking Attitude, who was not afraid to start ass-kicking against assholes and bullies.  And who probably had an Irishman’s fine, excellent grasp of profanity as a third language - I say third, because I’m betting Steve Rogers knew Gaelic as well as good ol American English, before he started picking up French, German, Russian, Italian and whatever other languages may have come in useful for him during WWII.)

So.  I’m wondering where the fics are that discuss Steve Rogers being a BAMF in detail.  The lovely boopboopbi's The Man on the Bridge stands out as one of those fics that have Steve and Bucky as being epic BAMF’s, but Ceiling Cat have mercy, that ain’t nowhere near enough.

I need to see the fics and the metas discussing Steve Rogers’ abilities in detail.  I need to see someone make a case on how Steve might just have sniper-class abilities when it comes to shooting - except that he doesn’t utilize these because he needs to be on the front lines, so he’s using his side arm and his shield instead.   Maybe it was Bucky who originally taught him how to shoot and they practiced at those silly shooting galleries at Coney Island, winning prizes or borrowing Papa Barnes’ old gun and shooting cans in some backlot or alley.  

I need to see how that fine tactical mind came to be.  It was Bitty!Steve who came up with that creative way to bring down the flag pole in order to get that flag.  It was Bitty!Steve who brought in all those military books related to tactics and history and hid them in his footlocker.  Had he read these since childhood, had them practically memorized?

I need to see Post-Serum!Steve now utilizing the things he learned in Plans that would make a certain Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith proud, because it’s really something when Steve Rogers’ Plans come together. 

I need to see how Captain Rogers won the respect and admiration of his men, because let’s face it, Captain America was a USO showgirl and propaganda monkey in the beginning.  Who knew that this was originally a ninety pound asthmatic turned into a super soldier?  So how did Steve win them over?  We know that it was Bucky who probably established the first bonds, as any good sergeant would.  But how did the Captain bring them all together, win so much respect that his legacy would live on in the decades after his supposed “death?”

And then, of course, there’s the superhuman/metahuman abilities that Steve shows.  I mean, seriously, jumping out of a plane without a parachute, anyone?  The way Rumlow describes it, it looks like Steve does this all the motherfucking time and I’m beginning to think that at least this bit is not quite his passive suicidal ideation coming to play.  Steve jumps out of planes without a parachute because it’s fun and he can do it and he’s got less baggage to worry about.

And finally, Steve Rogers has seventy years to catch up on.  So I am seriously sick and tired of seeing Steve still being an epic fail with modern tech.  I want to see how Steve has caught up not just on technology but also on modern military tactics and spycraft.  I want to see Steve Rogers learning more languages.  The man has an eidectic memory now - it stands to reason he’ll use it whenever and wherever he possibly could.  

I want to see Steve deliberately cultivating the persona of being a dumbass at tech, because a) he’s STILL that little Irish shitekicker from Brooklyn and b) he wants people to underestimate him. 

Finally, I need to see Natasha Romanov find Sun Tzu’s The Art of War among the books in Steve’s library.  She’s gonna start swearing in Russian before she realizes that Steve has effectively played them all.  Like a fiddle.  

And maybe later, Bucky Barnes, everyone’s favorite Winter Soldier, is probably the only one not surprised by this.  He knows Steve best, after all. :P 

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funkylittleboatrace:

ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:

  • This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
  • He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
  • He really badly wants a cow

Why is the whole story not about this guy

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

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capsiclesandironhearts:

tastyrepulsorboots

#the thing about Tony Stark is that he cares too much so he pretends he doesn’t care at all 

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another meme i won’t finish ● {1/20} male characters - Felix Dawkins

➝  You cannot hide in minimalist furniture! 

sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

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To that post that said "I want cornrows" and you said "you're white" um excuse me but so are you????

Anonymous

parkingstrange:

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ygorla:

Agent Carter is a go!

http://wecine.wordpress.com/series/otono-fall-14/whats-new/agent-carter/

it was

enchanting

to meet you

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